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Clips from the "Nads Hair Removal Cream" commercial.

"Hello, I'm Crisco Cottonseed with a new product, Nads Hair Removal Cream!"

"That's it, just apply the cream and place the towel over the area."

"Okay, now just quickly pull the towel off the area to remove any unwanted hair."

"..."

"As you can see the hair has been removed from the applied area!"

"That's Nads Hair Removal Cream!  Nads.  It's where you wanna be!"